My dog...

[Kay]

My dog keeps eating garlic and has horribly bad breath.

His bark is truly worse than his bite.



Add your "My dog..." jokes here!

[Dave]

Obviously this reminded me of the "My dog's got no nose..." joke. But that in turn reminded me of a whole collection of "German jokes", which were basically British jokes stripped of all humour, eg with literal replies to feedline questions, like this:

A: My dog has no nose.
B: Really? How does he smell?
A: He can't. He has no nose.

There are a lot more of them on Sickipedia. Quite funny, in a weird kind of way.

[MelCfan]

and here's one joke of 'anyone's' dog
Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A Bulldog.